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1p! Romano x 2p! Romano

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1p! Romano x 2p! Romano: Touch Me Not, Bastardo

Requested by kittykatrocks12

Warning: Cussing and a little OOC

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"Ugh, I'm coming, dammit!" Lovino shouted as he climbed down the stairs, coming to open the door for the doorbell that is ringing many times, he opened the door and was surprised when he saw a familiar...blonde.

Flavio waved at him cheerfully, "Hello there, me!" He cheerfully greeted, hugging Lovino, which made him cringe and break away from the hug immediately. Lovino couldn't understand...why is his 2p! doing here?

"What the f*ck are you-a doing here, bastardo?" He asked, aghast. Flavio clicked his tongue and waved his index finger at him, "Tch, tch, language, Lovi, language!"

Flavio sat in the sofa and crossed his legs. "So do you have anything? I can cook pasta~"

"Can-a you just get out of my god d*mn house?!"

"Tch, tch, language again. But, no, I can't leave your house, but I'll cook pasta with no poison so you can let me stay!"

"What-a what do you want, diavolo[1]?!" Lovino questioned, getting annoyed by Flavio's presence.

"Well, I need a place to stay. Because, my brother, Luci, temporarily kicked me out of the house for changing his wardrobe into sparkly ones." Flavio said, smiling like he didn't regret anything. Lovino sweatdropped and made him even more annoyed.

"You-a can't stay, my fratello will panic at you, you unsightly idiota..." Lovino stated, looking down. He can't just let Flavio let loose, it may cause panic and mayhem for the other countries, last year, he let Flavio out of his house and the next thing he knew was, he made Feliciano wear a ball gown and Ludwig a tuxedo.

"Fine, you can-a stay," Lovino said, rolling his eyes, while Flavio suddenly brightened up. "But, you need to promise me three things, one, don't go out of my house, two, don't do anything with the other nations, and three, don't. touch. me." He added.

Flavio stood up from his seat and did the soldier's salute. "Okay! I promise I won't do anything~" He winked, Lovino rolled his eyes and went back to his room.

---Here have a pasta made by Flavio---

Lovino felt quite regretful when he allowed Flavio inside his house, it's not against the countries' rules but, when Luciano knew that Flavio is staying into some nation's house, he'll drag Flavio right in front of them. It was supposed to be a peaceful day for him, until that damn 2p came along.

Kimi ni mo hitotsu ageru 
Kirei nano hitotsu ageru
Oishii tomato tabete 
Boku to odorou (Amore!)

Buono!  Tomato buono tomato,
Buono, buono, ooh!  Tomato!
Chi vediamo! Aa, Romano!
Minami Itaria!

Lovino's eyes went to a jolt, he went downstairs and saw Flavio listening to his song, he immediately felt embarrassed and his face is like the shade of a tomato.

"Ciao, Lovi, you're singing voice is beautiful, like a fresh tomato~" Flavio commented, as his head swayed, rhyming to the tempo of the playful flute music, Lovino facepalmed and went back to his room, he buried his face into his pillow.

I shouldn't have let him in...dammit! He stated mentally, listening to Flavio's terrible singing voice, he just likes the song very much.

---Felciano runs to you with pasta~---

Flavio was left alone, Lovino told him that he is going to have a walk in the park, he also reminded him not to get out of the house which he followed promptly, because he is scared that Luciano might see him.

While he was reading a book on the sofa, because Lovino warned him not to touch the television, or his hand will get cut off. Until, he heard a knock on the door which quite loud to the ears.

"Is anybody home?!" A German voice shouted, thinking that Luciano ordered Lutz to find him, Flavio, in fear hid on the center table, his eyes are wide like saucers, looking through the door fearfully.

"N-No o-one!" Flavio stammered, trying to imitate Lovino's voice.

"Don't lie, Lovino, your brozher told me zhat jou just stayed in zhe house today..." The German stated, Flavio panicked even more at the comment and tried to think of a sentence before Lutz might break down the door.

"J-JUST STAY AWAY FROM-A ME! I DON'T KNOW WHO IS THAT FRATELLO CRAP, JUST LEAVE M-ME!" He shouted.

"Lovino, are you alright? Don't jou know your brozher, Feliciano?"

"JUST LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE, DAMMIT!"

Because of what Flavio bellowed, Ludwig gave up and left the porch, muttering something about he can't understand the Italian twins, especially Lovino.

---Timeskip---

Flavio decided to snoop on Lovino's room. Maybe he has a diary inside?

When he entered Lovino's room, it is quiet and clean, he went for the cabinet and opened it and saw the jackpot, Lovino's diary.

"Hehe~ Time to know my twin~" He giggled like a little child, excited on what is inside the diary. Maybe he could tell to Andres on what is inside his 1p's diary.

Dear Diary,

Ugh, it's that potato bastardo talking to fratello, why does he keep talking to my fratello?! But...I sometimes worry about my fratello...what if that German bastard hurt my brother, my fratello has enough hard knocks in life and I don't want that to happen again.


Flavio felt like he want to cry, but he can't leave tears in the paper or Lovino would know. When he flipped a page, the bedroom door opened.

---Timeskip (sorry, again)---

"DAMMIT, FLAVIO, WHY-A DID YOU STAY AT THAT BASTARDO'S HOUSE?!" Luciano bellowed at Flavio, Flavio who is sleeping on the sofa, began to woke up by the shout.

"What's happening? Am I in Lovino's house?" Flavio asked, in a clueless voice, then he looked at his brother. Flavio nervously chuckled and rubbed at the back of his neck and ruffled his blond hair.

The next thing he knew, he is at the road again.




Request by :iconkittykatrocks12:

I'm sorry if there are OOC in here, and I think the story is so boring because I'm having writer's block because my idea notebook is nowhere to be found, I must search that thing!

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